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Jesus is coming back! Hallelujah!

In some of the most heartening news for millions of people around the world, the Ark of the Covenant is going to be revealed THIS Friday!!!!

Apparently it was hidden away by the Orthodox Church on a small island off the coast of Ethiopia in 700 B.C. Patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia, Abuna Pauolos announced this during a recent visit with Pope Benedict XVI

Of course with the Ark being revealed, this means Christ is returning and the rapture will soon be upon us. After all, why else would the Ark be soon revealed at all? Plus there is no way this could be a fake Ark as the Patriarch himself has seen it with his own eyes!

This was written by admin. Posted on Saturday, June 27, 2009, at 8:40 am. Filed under Breaking News, Religious Right. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.


2 Comments

  1. ultraguy wrote:

    Read the whole post. The date was never this coming Friday. And in any case, it’s not being revealed after all.

    Saturday, June 27, 2009 at 8:54 am | Permalink
  2. admin wrote:

    So, are you saying that Patriarch’s announcement on June 26th, 2009 will NOT be the revelation that the of the Ark of Covenant exists? Even after the talk of the museum being built to house it?

    Saturday, June 27, 2009 at 9:05 am | Permalink

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