And that is: Sarah Palin’s resignation speech. Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live could have some REAL fun with this one. Some of the quotes are just awesome in an unintentionally freakin’ hilarious way. http://gawker.com/5324026/sarah-palins-gradual-descent-into-incoherency
Health Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino says “I … have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen,” and “I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October [...]
In some of the most heartening news for millions of people around the world, the Ark of the Covenant is going to be revealed THIS Friday!!!! Apparently it was hidden away by the Orthodox Church on a small island off the coast of Ethiopia in 700 B.C. Patriarch of the Orthodox Church of Ethiopia, Abuna [...]
Apparently the strain of Swine Flu going around is part of a Government conspiracy. I’m not sure what the point of such is, but don’t take any purported vaccines against Swine Flu. Or the government will put you in bed, sick, for three months.
Because Obama SHOOK HANDS with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and was friendly with him during the recent summit meetings, the GOP, including Newt Gingrich, Senator Judd Gregg of New Hampshire, and Senator John Ensign of Nevada are claiming that this bolstering the enemies of America. Mean while, Chavez himself says Obama is a good guy. [...]